What Are They Thinking? Crazy Questions from Borrowers

1. “How much does my property have to be worth to borrow how much”?

2. “Can I borrower under an assumed name”?

3. “Will you lend secured by a 3rd lien on used restaurant equipment”?

4. “What’s the maximum number of bankruptcies I can have and still borrow from you”?

5. “Will you accept a payoff in a worthless currency”?

6. “Why does everybody want a FIRST lien”?