5. “It says you lend nationwide. Does that include all 50 states or just the 13 colonies?”

4. “Can I get a loan if I don’t have a name?”

3. “I need to know the exact credit score I need to get a loan. I don’t want to pay too many bills unless I have to!”

2. I’m buying an apartment building with 6 loans. I’ll let you lenders decide who gets 1st lien position.”

1. If I don’t need the money, how much would you lend me?”

You can’t make this up!